Laos Day 12: Boatride Into the Jungles of Nong Kiaw

After quite a few days exploring the city of Luang Prabang I finally got my motorcycle fixed and plotted a course North to the river city of Nong Kiaw rather than the more traveled road south to Vang Vieng.

Today was day 1 of a 2 day trekking tour from Nong Kiaw. I don’t even remember where I booked from but I woke up at Meexai house and headed to the tour center at 0830. The tour cost me 600,000($60). I’m very certain I could have gotten one much cheaper but for once I just accepted it and went. I met my guide Mr Song and the only other people on the trip, a French couple.

Mr song, then me, then the French couple, then our loyal skipper.
The view from Meexai house

We jumped in a boat and started our day. The boat ride was absolutely gorgeous and probably my favorite part of the day were the first 30 minutes of that ride. The boat glided over silty brown water while the sun lit the mountains into bright green humid triangles.

Boatride
Morning fog clearing

At one point we had to leave the boat and hike along the riverbank because the boat was so small it would not have had the power with that amount of weight to fight the current. We boated about an hour, jumped off the boat and our guide proceeded to hike through rice farms and some little off the grid villages.

Laos style boats
Typical Laos village
This is literally what they use to grind corn for their animals
This kids’ favorite toy is an old bicycle wheel

It was cool but going through the villages was a little awkward, most people were trying to sell us something and other people just wanted nothing to do with us. The weirdest part was going to the local school. Maybe it was because the guide just kind of stood there but I felt like I was just looking at a zoo. I tried interacting with a few of the kids but they were very shy. In fact all the kids here seem to be very shy. 

Local Laos school
Hello, delicious little guy

We hiked a lot and ended up at a village where they cooked us lunch. It consisted of fried pumpkin, bamboo shoots with chicken, soup, a thing that kind of tasted like a mix of potato, apple, and water chestnut. I don’t know how they fried the pumpkin but it had to be one of the most delectable things I’ve ever tasted. After lunch we hiked a lot more and ended up back at the boat around 3pm. We took an hour more north on the river in the boat and it became more and more remote and the mountains next to the river became steeper.

Hiking along the sticky rice fields
Mr Song would climb up and pull down these huge delicious Laos grapefruit.

We stopped along a bank and I tried my hand at fishing with Mr Song. We took our shoes off and ran along the slimy riverbanks like kids throwing the circular net out hoping to catch some of the small fish along the shallow shore rocks. I was actually pretty good at it. We ended up catching 20 or so baby fish with a river puffer fish that was actually pretty big. I had no idea puffer fish lived in rivers. Our method was to throw the circular net out with some spin so it will stretch out. Then run around the net looking for little silvery fish wriggling in the net. You then pull it slightly through the net as to get it stuck there. Then squeeze the poor thing through the eyeballs until the little skull pops. It was pretty gross but when in Rome…

We boated just a bit more and ended at a village that was quite nice. They had exchanged their dirt and sand for a dam a few years back for electricity from the Chinese. In general the Laos people did not have good things to say about the Chinese. They feel as if the Chinese want to take over, which is pretty obvious in about everything I’ve seen here.

The village of Muang Ngoy

 We ate at the homestay and it was the exact same food as this afternoon, other than the small fish that me and Mr Song caught. The fried pumpkin was even better than earlier. After we started eating this very grumpy little Laos kid walked in. I waved to her and she just shook her head no. I waved to her again later and she angrily pretended to kick me through the air. I pretended to kick her back and her grumpy face finally split into a smile. We went back and forth a bunch of times. Then she put on her mom’s high heels and walked out. She came back later and I played with her more, I really got a kick out of her. Absolutely adorable and she looked so grumpy but when I made a grumpy face she thought it was hilarious and cracked up. 

Cutie
The kitchen. It’s literally just an open fire in the house. Smoke billowed up to the bedrooms above.
Absolutely delicious food. Stick rice, bamboo shoots, fried pumpkin and our freshly caught fishies.

Mr Song was pushing the Laos Whiskey(laosky) hard and by the end of the night we had all drank quite a bit of it, especially Mr Song. We grabbed the laosky and went to the beach to make a fire and relax. We met another couple from Germany and some girl from Taiwan, tried for 30 minutes to make a fire but failed.

Mr Song looking a little sloshed

Then we headed back to the home stay which is an extremely basic home. One light, the kitchen is a fire on the floor and it just smokes up the whole house. Bedtime now.

My little bed on the right. The French couple slept on the left. I’ve never gotten worse sleep in my life. The town was full of noise of drunk people and dogs fighting the whole night.

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