Night in Miraflor Homestay – 20220805

I woke up in Esteli, got coffee and some cash and packed up the moto. I was planning to head to a place in the mountains of Miraflor that I had found on iOverlander. It sounded pretty interesting and a perfect spot to check out some more of the nature of the area.

Ready to ride

The ride was gorgeous but as usual the roads became awful. I tried to go the way that google recommended only to turn back because it was too muddy. The area is clearly a “cloud forest” type place and you can see long beards hanging off of all the trees which are subsistent on the incredibly humid air. It gives it a nice “old creepy forest” vibe.

On the way my gasoline line popped off for some reason and I was unaware until the engine shut down. I felt the ever slightest shutter of the engine prior and knew something was up but chose to ignore it. When it shut down and I stopped and got the rich scent of gas in my nostrils and when I looked down at my boot it and the engine were soaked in gas. I jumped off and took a closer look. It looked like all that happened was the metal piece popped off and all I had to do was put it in. So I did and ran the engine a second and bam I continued on. The initial dread I felt at having to make a repair on the side of the road subsided into relief and then skepticism. It felt like it was too easy.

After trudging through and next to rivers of mud I finally made it to the homestay where the kid I had been messaging as through iOverlander was waving at me on the street. He said he could hear my moto from way off. I parked the bike in their house and the Mom Ana introduced herself to me and said her husband Carlos would be back soon. The 2 kids names were Carlos and Jose. Carlos is 20 and Jose is a couple years younger.

Don Carlos came back before long and him and his son immediately set off to try to help fix everything on my bike. Since the choke lever had just snapped off we tried to make a new one with some very minor success. I now have a washer superglued on there that can kind of turn the choke but also unscrews a bolt each time. Better than it was I guess.

I then sat down to eat with Don Carlos and he told me a little bit of his history. He is from El Salvador but fled from there to Nicaragua due to mafia related issues. He was a little vague about it but someone he knew had been killed and they were saying he was next so he left with his family. But he didn’t really like Nicaragua. He thinks the education in Nicaragua is awful and that all of his neighbors are communists and persecute you if you are not. There had been lots of issues in this area a few years ago but he told me that now it had mostly fizzled out. He says his neighbors don’t treat him the same as they are from El Salvador and they are not communists.

We then went on a hike around the area. Really gorgeous rainforest and he showed me all the places where people illegally came to cut trees down. He says the poor need to wait for permits while the rich take whatever they want. He needed to wait 3 months to wait to cut down a tree to build his house.

We then went back, ate dinner and I did some reading in the hammock. The house is very basic with a dirt floor, a toilet you have to pour water down to flush and a nice cold breeze as nothing is sealed. It’s nice to stay for 1 night but it would be rough to stay longer.

He then sat down with his kids and they were on a videocall with some preacher or something in Miami. It was pretty rough to listen to so I just tried to read through it. Then Carlos Jr came and talked to me for a bit and showed me his Encyclopedia. It seems he gets most of his education from reading it. He was really excited to ask me about the countries I had traveled to and showed me each of them in his encyclopedia as I talked about them and he would read me a couple of facts about each one as I talked about them. It was really cool to see him light up, clearly there is a traveler and adventurer inside him.

As is often the case in these tiny places everyone more or less went to bed when it got dark and I’m now going to go to sleep myself at a whopping 830pm. There’s nothing better than good sleep.

Loop around Esteli, Waterfalls, and a Bad Bike Drop – 20220804

First day in Esteli. Woke up, told the hotel guy I’d stay another night and shot out of town around 10. My first destination was El Salto de Estanzuela. It cost 25 córdoba($.50) and I had to drive through someone’s house as the road was under construction at the front.

The road was a little rough but short. It’s really just a semi-nice waterfall with a nice little swimming hole and trash littered everywhere. I met a nice family from El Salvador who had just caught a river crab and were super excited about it.

I then tried to drive to “mirador cerro apaguijil” but stopped at a place right next to it as it seemed a little nicer. There was no one there but a bunch of cabins everywhere and a family just eating at a picnic bench. So I parked the bike and started hiking. There was some trail there that took me about 45 minutes. It was supposed to see some cave but I didn’t see any.

I then continued on the road towards Alboroto thinking it would be a nice circuit around the area. It was an absolutely gorgeous ride but extremely exhausting. Huge rocks everywhere too. I came very close many times to sliding out.

I stopped once to take a photo of the bike in the road and when I went to pee I heard the old terrible smack sound and the engine stop.

Because I had left the bike on it vibrated forward and the kickstand popped up. The engine quit pretty quick and I tried to lift it. It was right next to a steep and sandy drop-off and when I yanked the bike with all my weight my left foot broke through the road and swung down below. Then I became very, very afraid that the bike would fall down. But I could not lift it from the other side and I watched as fuel leaked out while I was more than an hour ride from any kind of civilization. So I held the brake as hard as I could and squatted up as I felt more earth moving under my boot.

I shoved my foot under the bike and continued. I came very very close to falling down the ravine with the bike. I was sweating and nervous when I finally got the bike up. I assessed the damage. The choke switch was broken off. Part of the clutch handle broke off and there was a pool of gas on the ground and running down my leg. I started her up and she started just fine with a little throttle. I continued on with sweaty fog on my sunglasses cursing myself for taking the stupid photo.

On the ride out I felt incredibly mortal. If the bike or I had fallen down that hill we would have been done. There were 0 people or facilitates anywhere close to where the bike fell over. I felt really stupid.

I’ve gotten good at the offroad stuff but I can’t help but wince at each rock I hit. I feel like I’m always doing damage to poor Donkey and taking miles off the trip. At some point something will break. But until then I will keep trying to hit some of these awful roads as they offer the best views and best experiences. People always look up in awe, especially kids. They can’t help their expression as their jaw drops down into a, “who the f*ck is that?” face.

Once I hit the “main road”  it was only a tiny bit better. Large pieces of gravel kept my back tire swinging all over the place and the entire route was under heavy construction. But the guys holding the “para” and “siga” stop and go signs were all sleeping but one so I always shot by and would maneuver around the huge caterpillar machines. I felt like a tiny ant in a world of giants. As the giants tended to their road scraping away at the mountains and putting huge loads of dirt in their buckets I was shooting by trying to not get stepped on.

I finally got back to Esteli and took a moment to walk around. It’s not especially beautiful but it does have some character. It’s mostly just a long strip of little commercial shops. But I love the lack of tourists.

Border Crossing! Honduras to Nicaragua at Las Manos – 20220803

Border crossing day! Drove from Valle de Angeles straight through to Las Manos. Slightly nervous as always to cross the border.

So far an easy process. On the Honduras side I got stamped out of one window and handed them the Honduras document at another window. They wanted me to fill out an exit form so I did. Then I continued on and right past the border the Nicaraguans waved me over. They took documents into a little hut just to look at them I guess? Passport, license, registration, and title. They kept telling me my title had expired and I kept explaining that it hadn’t. What I was most nervous about was that the registration does expire in 5 days. I thought maybe they wouldn’t let me in with that little time left.

I then went to a little building where they checked my covid vaccine. They gave me a little slip of paper which I took to immigration right past the covid hut. They took the slip of paper, passport, and asked to see the form I filled out the week prior.

The cost was $13. Yes, they do not accept their own currency. Only US dollars. Then I had to go back to the little front hut. They then told me to drive down to “the tree” and “la niña” and so I drove down like 5 seconds until a lady waved me over. She pointed to some guy who then sprayed the bike real quick. I don’t have a clue what it does. But it was kind of funny watching him walk around fighting ghosts.

Then she wanted to look through my things. She found my gopro and could just not wrap her head around it. She must have asked me 100 questions about it. An official then came over who was clearly drunk and kept asking me about it. I just straight up ignored him until he went away. She asked if I had a drone and I said no. I would only find out later that drones are illegal in Nicaragua.

This lady was the biggest hardass I’ve ever had at a border. Thank God she didn’t find my drone.

She then told me to head back to aduana where I’m at now. They wanted license, title, and immigration form and passport

They gave me a form that lets me enter Nicaragua for 30 days. I then went on to the next roadblock. They wanted to see the receipt, registration and license. They then told me I needed insurance which would cost $12. There was also a guy there that sold me some stupid piece of paper that cost a dollar. Some tourist BS. Easily the most annoying border crossing so far. They again asked if I had a drone and I said no. Why is the insurance guy asking me? Feels scammy.

I finally got going and immediately noticed how different Nicaragua was from Honduras. Almost the whole road from the border to Esteli was flawless. I rode fast and comfortable. No stress of trying to dodge pothole after pothole.

I also noticed how much better people took care of their stuff and how sparse it was. Perhaps the population is much lower or they live more on the coast. I stopped to eat a very late lunch and the people were so nice and the food was so good. Some kind of chicken mixed with yucca and chicharrón with some kind of coleslaw mixed in.

I ended up staying at a place called Albergue something. It’s only 400($11) and I got a room with 3 beds. Super cozy and the wifi is actually pretty damn good. Tomorrow I will try to voyage deeper into the mountains.