Puerto Vallarta, Manzanilla, Maruata! – 20220405

Once I got back from work I spent a few days hanging out in Puerto Vallarta. There isn’t much to note on it other than that I love it a lot less than the first time I came into Puerto Vallarta. While it is beautiful, I can feel now how different it is than the rest of Mexico and how the locals are exploited by tourism there purely for money. Driving out of Puerto Vallarta I felt dirty and the air tasted fresher as the city disappeared behind me.

Leaving Puerto Vallarta

I drove down to Manzanilla where I stayed in a gorgeous spot called Tikituk for 700 pesos. I walked around Manzanillo which is quite small, met some Canadians eating dinner and then grabbed a beer and watched a pretty amazing guitarist do his thing.

In the morning I said goodbye to Dennis, the owner of Tikituk and we chatted for a bit. He’s an amazing dude who built all the cabins himself and just wants to go travel again. He talked about getting a motorcycle and riding like I am.

I left around 10:30 and started driving for Maruata. I went by some absolutely gorgeous places on the way. But one of the negatives of the trip is I can’t just stop somewhere and hike and explore around or someone might make off with everything I own. There were quite a few beaches that I would have liked to have stopped at and walked all over.

River scrimps
Some river scrimps that I ate on the way
Some fires engulfing the road on the way

I arrived at the cabins in Maruata at 4pm and had a little bit of trouble finding it. I asked a local and he pointed me in the right direction. They are some cabins up on top of a hill. I arrived and walked around and couldn’t find anyone there. Finally this kid showed up and walked me to one of the cabins. Nothing had been set up or cleaned. It was pretty gross but the view was absolutely spectacular and it only cost 300 pesos. It probably has the best view of anywhere I have ever stayed. It’s called cabanas Don Cheme.

The town of Maruata is incredibly interesting. When I arrived the guy told me to wait for the owner to show up but when he still hadn’t after an hour I started walking down to find something to eat. I rode around town which seemed to be a series of countless restaurants on the beach but not a single one was open at 630pm. Each one kept telling me to try the next one. I ended up buying some cheese and crackers to take back.

I got back to the base of the cabins where there’s a little bar thing and I sat down there near some dudes who were trying to pull some fruits out of a tree. I ordered a beer and soon the guys started asking me about the motorcycle.

Drinking a beer and eating whatever this fruit is with my bud Socrates

They gave me some of their fruit which looked like huge peas but was very slightly sweet. All in all it didn’t have much flavor but it was worth trying. I chatted with them for a bit especially with a guy named Socrates. He had some of his kids there which were all interested in me and doing the thing where they hover around me but try not to make eye contact. This is most certainly a place that few gringos show up to.

I gave them some of the cheese and crackers and they looked soooo happy. The owner of the cabins finally showed up and cleaned the room out so I headed in there and tried taking a short nap that turned into a long one. The ocean noises were so soothing.

YUMZ

I woke up and walked back into town around 9pm just to see what was going on. It was dark and not a lot going on. There’s this one little fair toy thing in the center that all the kids were playing on but that was pretty much it.

Ferry from La Paz to Mazatlán and Journey South on the Coast Road – 20220325

After paying another damn parking ticket and getting my license plate back once again I took the ferry from La Paz to Mazatlan. It was actually a very good experience! It cost $190 for the motorcycle and me(the most basic seats). You can pay about $60 more for a cabin to yourself but I wanted the full authentic experience. You can also rent sleeping cushions for $4 and just put it on the floor and sleep there.

When strapping the motorcycles in I met a couple other motorcyclists. Connor, a guy from Arizona that wanted to camp all the way down to Guatemala and back who pointed out that my front tire was grossly worn down and a Dutch couple that bought some cheap 150cc Mexican motorcycles and just wanted to follow the coast road down to see a bunch of nice beaches.

We grabbed the free dinner together and sat together while we watched the live band perform and some Mexicans get extremely drunk.

Very meh food onboard

After 12 hours of ferry and waking up to a Marvel movie blasting at 6am we finally arrived through the fog in Mazatlan. We rode together to a spot on the mountain with a nice view of the city for some breakfast and to rest a little bit.

Some delicious breakfast
View from breakfast

Then I headed with the Dutch couple to the beach where we parked in the sand and basked in the sun for a couple hours.

Droning the city

Mazatlan was nice. It felt like Puerto Vallarta but much more locals. The locals take these trucks with seats in the bed that blast music all night and drink while riding around on the trucks.

A nice view
The locals love these kinds of bands but it was so absurdly loud my ears were ringing. I left pretty quickly

My last night in Mazatlán I went to make a margarita and  the glass shattered in my hand. I immediately knew I needed stitches and had to call an uber to bring me to the hospital. We went there where they gave me 6 stitches and sent me on my way. All for $130. But I cut the nerve in my ring finger and can now only feel half of it which really sucks.

But I needed to drive down to Puerto Vallarta for 7 hours the next day to drop the motorcycle off and get to work. So in the morning I packed my stuff, shoved my bloody fingers in my glove and only used my thumb, pointer, and middle finger on my right hand for the throttle with my 2 little fingers pointed up like a true English gentleman

Burro

I left my motorcycle with a couchsurfer named Abraham and his Argentinian girlfriend while I went back to work for some more flying. They were super sweet and had a crazy pup named Melky. He would aggressively nudge my hand to give him pets. I’ve never seen a dog want scritches more than good ole Melky.