“If I Never Need to See Livingston, Guatemala Again for the Rest of my Life I Will be a Happy Man” – 20220721

I woke up around 7 am and headed out to the common area of Boatique. I drank some coffee and worried about my stomach because I was planning on going on a boat tour up Rio Dulce to Livingston and the boat ride would be around 2 hours each way. And my stomach is ALWAYS jacked up in Guatemala. Really the only place in the world I have this issue. I have come to think that it is the coleslaw they serve with almost every meal here. Usually it is the only thing that isn’t cooked and they presumably keep it in unrefrigerated containers for long periods of time. Who knows.

I ordered breakfast with a couple other people from the hostel and we ate together and I packed up my things because I wasn’t sure if I was going to stay another night or not. I left them at the front and the boat came to take us up to Livingston. First it went down to the Castillo de San Felipe de Lara which was a cool view from the water even though I had already explored the Castillo.

Then we picked up a ton of locals from the dock. The boat was jam packed with people and a bunch of kids that appeared to have a pretty awful cases of chicken pox. One boy was crying and covered in red bumps. I felt pretty awful for the kid. He didn’t stop crying the whole trip.

We started boating up the river and just made a couple little stop offs. The first one was some pretty nice looking lily pads and then we headed to this hot spring area. It was incredibly underwhelming. The water was pretty cold and it was just in part of the lake.

Gorgeous spot

Then we headed the rest of the way to Livingston. My first impression was pretty awful and my 2nd impression was worse. We were immediately swarmed by people trying to sell us boats to other places, especially to Belize. It brought me back to the incredibly pushy in-your-face Belizian culture and made me reflect on the fact there was a reason I chose not to drive through Belize this time around.

We pushed through the crowd and walked down the street. There’s really nothing nice to say about Livingston. The little city is falling apart from the ground up. We walked to the beach and took the route along the beach all the way to Playa Blanca. The entire hour of hiking along the beach was walking over plastic, trash and smelly streams flowing into the ocean. It appears as if not a single person in Livingston takes pride in their city.

Trash absolutely everywhere

Right at playa blanca there was a little less trash and we found a nice pier to sit and chill for the whole 30 minutes we had before heading back.

Nice spot to chill

It would have been nice to do the Siete Altares hike but we did not have time. It would have been about another 30 minutes walking down the beach to get to the entrance. Presumably, you could take a boat from where we landed in Livingston straight to Siete Altares.

We hiked back on the main road which was blisteringly hot and tuk tuks sped past us leaving us inches and honking at us each time.

If I never have to see Livingston, Guatemala again for the rest of my life I will be a happy man.

We grabbed some mediocre nachos and a bottle of coke on the way back to regain some energy and jumped on the boat back to Boatique.

It only took about an hour to get back to Boatique where I flew the drone a little, ate some dinner, and relaxed.

Rio Dulce

I really love this hotel. It’s everything I would want out of a future home except it’s a little secluded. It is built on a swamp and only accessible by boat. But the perfect place to chill for 2-3 nights and not have to think about anything else.

A Day at Boatique Hostel in Rio Dulce – 20220720

Today was just what I needed! Nice and relaxing. I woke up at 8 after 10 hours of sleep, had an amazing breakfast at Boatique hostel and then tried to get a couple things done on my computer.

Around noon I rented paddle boards with a couple other hostel goers and spent a couple of hours going up the streams. They were pretty murky and freaky but absolutely beautiful. Once we were directly under some howler monkeys and got to hear them sing their songs and watch their balls dangle above us.

Paddleboarding

We went back, ate lunch, and the Austrian girl left for Livingston. I paddled a little more as the sun set. I had dinner with a few other travelers. It was just a nice long happy day.

Paddleboarding with a view

Tomorrow I plan on doing just a day trip thing to Livingston. Apparently it costs 200 quetzales to boat up and down and stop at some things along the way

Exploring the Pools of Semuc and Drive from Semuc Champay to El Estor – 20220717

What a day. I woke up in Semuc at 7am, chatted to my hostelmate from Iraq for a moment and then was about to head to Semuc Champay park when I realized I once again had some major intestinal issues. I sat on the toilet for ever and then finally around 830 headed up to the park. It’s a 2 minute walk from El Portal and costs 50 quetzales.

I wasn’t expecting too much as I am always very apprehensive about tourist-hyped areas but was pleasantly surprised when I walked upon the pools and started exploring around them. The natural formation of the pools was absolutely stunning. I immediately wished I had brough my goggles because there are big shelfs under the waterfalls that you can swim under and explore. I have no idea how far back they go.

After about an hour I did the hike up to the mirador. It took about an hour to get up there and was a tougher hike than I expected. There’s a couple stair areas that are a little sketchy and can really only go one person through at a time and there were a fair share of people that weren’t exactly in great shape always blocking the way. Overall I really loved the hike though. Really amazing jungle to hike through all around Semuc Champay.

I swam again on the way out and ended up at the hostel packing up my stuff at around 11am.

I kind of knew what was ahead but when I left it looked like it would be a nice clear day all day long. Bright and blue.

I took highway 5 which is almost definitely the wrong choice to take. It was a rouuuuugh ride to say the least. Made much rougher by the rain that lasted the last 2 hours of my riding.

But right before the rain started I stopped at a little tienda to get a couple snacks as I had not yet eaten and the whole family came to hang out with me. The road is clearly never traveled on by adventurers and they had a lot of questions for me. The mom could not even speak Spanish, just the local language so she kept asking her kid to translate for her. It was really an amazing moment and the whole ride was full of people waving and smiling at me. I wasn’t expecting that. I love the old traditional clothes that all the women wear here. They are so bright and colorful.

I finally made it to Hotel Ecologico Cabana del Lago and was pleasantly surprised by the place. The lake is rather pretty and the place has nice cabins with some really cool developments on the lake. Nice places to sit and chill. BUT an unbelievable amount of mosquitos everywhere.