Arrival In Semuc Champay, Cuevas de K’anba – 20220716

Woke up with a headache at Ranchitos de Quetzal but got up at 8 and started hitting the packing. I really think my best shot to not get soaking wet is to get up early and try to arrive at the next spot around noon. So I got going around 9am and started winding down jungle roads.

The route was pretty nice and easy. Not too much traffic and the roads were in much better shape than the rest of Guatemala. After about 2 hours I turned down the road to Semuc Champay. I stopped immediately at a restaurant to get some food and chugged a coffee to finally aleviate the headache a little bit. It was quite strong and as my body shook I asked the guy working there if I could drive up to Semuc on the motorcycle. He wasn’t really sure but I was pretty sure I could make it.

It’s sketchy and steep but totally doable

I started bombing up the hill and loved the ride. The really steep parts had just a little concrete poured and there were parts that were just fine and flat. Overall, I didn’t think it was too bad but I’m more nervous for the way down.

On the road

I arrived at el portal hostel, checked in and threw my stuff in the room. I then went on a little walk and walked up to the Semuc Champay Park. It costs 50 quetzales($7) and it was already 2pm and cloudy and rainy so I figured I would go early the next morning.

I walked down to the river and was approached by a guy for a cave tour. He said the price would be 70 quetzales($9) with tubing and his payment would just be tip. There was another nice couple there so we all went together. His name was Mauricio and it ended up being one of the coolest cave tours I’ve done in my life. They are called “Cuevas de K’anba.”

This was my face seeing the cave/nature around the cave

It took about 2 hours and we were swimming, scrambling, and climbing up ladders the whole way. This one was unique in that they give you a candle to take with you so the whole tour was pretty damn dark. No head lamps. There’s also a lot of swimming involved so it’s quite difficult to keep the candles lit.

After the cave tour we walked upriver to a pretty neat waterfall and the guide Maricio and me jumped in some tubes and went about 1km down the river.

Me and my new bud

After that tour I felt really refreshed and headed to get some food that Maricio and I had walked by. Clearly they were packing up but they fed me and then clearly were talking about me in their local dialect and laughing a lot. Sometimes I get a little tired of that, but I wiped the crumbs off my shirt, said thank you, and headed for some much needed rest.

Halfway from Guatemala City to Semuc Champay – 20220715

I got up in the morning, ate a pastry and packed my stuff. When I went to start driving I talked to the Airbnb owner a little bit and she was giving me advice about Semuc Champay. That I may need to pay to ride a 4×4 up to see it. When she saw my fanny pack with my money in it she said I should hide it because, “they will come up next to you and shoot you in the head and take the fanny pack.” I doubt that hiding the fanny pack would really help with that but I really wish she hadn’t told me that. I felt a super cautious the whole day when people rode by me after she said that.

Delicious breakfast

The first hour of riding was pretty rough as I tried to get out of the city. The organization of the roads is absolute trash. Just random roads going in random directions. And the signs to try to help you figure out which road goes to what are laughable. They literally look like someone slung spaghetti at the wall.

After about 3 hours I stopped at a place to get lunch and it seems as if I am eating the same meal over and over. Always a chicken leg, some beans, a bowl of something, rice, and tortillas. The tortillas here are really good though.

After about another 30 mins driving I arrived at Ranchitos de Quetzal. I wasn’t expecting much but was incredibly pleased with the place after checking in. The room is nice with hot water and they have a 1.5 mile hike that goes in a loop around the property with 2 really nice swimming spots with waterwalls. I really loved the hike.

Then I went into the town here to get some cash from the ATM. As is ALWAYS the case in Central America here was a line of 40 people to go into the bank. I have no idea what the hell the deal with that is. But I had to wait 5 mins to use the ATM and I’ve never in my life felt like such an alien before. All the people standing in line were staring at me. They might as well have been poking me. It makes me feel pretty uncomfortable sometimes. Then I ate at a place called Monte bello which was again the same meal but this time some type of local turkey leg.

An illusive quetzal feather

Tomorrow I hope to arrive in Semuc Champay. May the rain gods stay the eff away tomorrow. I know there will probably be some wet days ahead, but I hope it delays as long as possible.

Guatemala City Maintenance Day, Back to Work- 20220705

Today was maintenance day before heading back to work for a trip. I woke up and headed to a nice coffee shop called coffee district where the barista was studying to be a pilot. He somehow guessed I was a pilot because of my Sinaloa hat and he said “my face looked like a pilot face.” It blew my mind. We talked about it for a bit. Then I tried to get some blog and work stuff done.

Delicious

I booked a flight to work and dropped the moto off at Christian’s house. Super nice dude. So far on this trip I have used Couchsurfing as a way to find people to leave the motorcycle with with great success. I have only met amazing people more than willing to house my motorcycle for sometimes an entire month.

In Guatemala City you can use uber to book motorcycle rides. I highly recommend it if you don’t value your life much. The dude rode like an absolute idiot. He went from full throttle to full brake the entire ride and hit a pothole harder than I’ve ever felt before. But it was fun.

Tomorrow I head back to work so the fun is over for now.