Border Crossing – Nicaragua to Costa Rica 20221002

Another day. Another Central American border crossing. Got up in San Juan del sur and headed out. I was feeling itchy as I usually feel on border crossing day, like something will go wrong. I was mostly worried about the insurance which I most certainly did not have for a long while, and most certainly was supposed to have(it was impossible to renew online).

I headed towards the border but stopped at my favorite food place first where they have the most tender and garlicky chicken in the world and cheesecakeeeee. Nicafe.

The border crossing ended up being pretty simple. To leave Nicaragua they handed me an exit paper that I filled out and thank god they didn’t check insurance.

Then I went to the immigration building where I needed to get 3 signatures on that document. One from the aduana, one from aduana police and 1 from reg police or something like that. I just had to ask the baggage search lady to stop watching her marvel movie before she would sign the paper.

She grunted, asked me if I had a drone and told me to get lost. I ran into 2 nice Canadian guys that were crossing the border on motorcycles as well. I helped translate for them and basically just went through the whole process with them to help them out as they spoke no Spanish.

Make sure you get an exit stamp before you leave as they did not give me one, I forgot to check, and they gave me shit when I tried to leave out of the gate.

I then arrived at the CR side where you first need to get through the aduana. There was a big line and it took a bit of sweating to get through. The Canadian guys started telling some of their riding stories on their long road down and how they were headed for Lima while we waited in line.

They didn’t speak a lick of Spanish so I became their guide. After getting the entrance stamp we headed to a little hut where the lady wanted to see everything. License, title, registration passport and wanted a copy of everything.

She then made a document and stapled the copies to it and sent us down the road 100 meters to another aduana building. We entered and bought insurance. The minimum was 90 days and cost $34.

Then we had to walk outside to get a copy of the entrance stamp to Costa Rica. We handed everything again to the aduana guy and he gave us our 90 day temporary import permit

Once we got through the Canadian guys said they would follow me to the hostel I was staying at in Liberia, Costa Rica. A place that only costs $10 per night, Hostel Doredo. I knew 2 of my friends from Ometepe would be there so I wanted to head there. An hour of riding in the rain and we arrived soaking wet.

I found Rikke and Jonah and we went to eat some Pollolandia in town, the most typical Central American fried chicken place. It wasn’t as good as I was expecting. I had been seeing it for so long. There was no crunch at all in the breading.

We walked around Liberia and Costa Rican vibes began to set in. There’s clearly more money in Costa Rica. There’s international businesses on the street and people have nice things. It was clear we had left the more intense poverty of Nicaragua.

We then played monopoly go and other card games. Rikke trashed me at monopoly go time and time again. A great day full of great people!

Tipal Chocolate Paradise in Ometepe and Cacao Ceremony – 20220930

Today I woke up at tiki bar and packed my things to go to Tipal Chocolate paradise, a very well-known hostel on the island. My plan was to do yoga there and maybe stay the night before going to San Juan del sur.

They said they were fully booked which surprised me. So I grabbed breakfast and hung out with the group that I got pizza with the night before. We talked for a bit and met a nice group of French people

They then told me they had space at the hostel. Apparently people canceled so I booked it, moved my bags in, and then went to Ojo del Agua with the group. We stopped at a comedor which had a great view of the lake and fed a puppy a shit load of fish. Until his belly was bulging. I’ve never seen a puppy eat so voraciously in my life. We also fed the monkeys some cookies on the way.

Ojo del agua was just okay. Just a pretty cool natural pool that has a rope swing. A nice place to drink a few beers in the heat of the day.

Then we went back to the hostel where I convinced Maria to do the cacao ceremony with me. I still don’t really know how I feel about it. It went pretty much how I thought it would. We meditated a little, listened to the main lady talk a bit and then drank the cacao which was just really strong hot chocolate. So strong that it tasted a bit spicy.

Then they played some loud music and everyone danced around the space. I felt pretty weird about it. It’s supposedly no judgment but everyone is just watching each other. I tried to just enjoy it and get something out of it, but I really didn’t. I definitely felt nothing from the Cacao. Do these hippies have some internal sense that I just don’t have or are they all full of it?

The yoga earlier in the day meanwhile was quite amazing. I felt so awesome and relaxed afterwards.

Then we hung out with the French some more, drank some flor del caña until we were tipsy and we all went to sleep.

Ferrry to Ometepe – 20220926

Woke up at Jordan and Carolina’s place and they had already left when I got up. Being with them gave me a lot of perspective of what it would be like living in Nicaragua as a foreigner. And to be honest it was a little depressing to me. I love the idea of settling down somewhere and just living off the land, but they had no money saved up and it permeated through everything. I just felt this tension of any little expense having the potential of putting them over the edge. I would want to have enough saved up to never have to think about it again before settling down in a foreign place.

I went to start the bike after packing and Donkey just wouldn’t start. I was thinking it was too much fuel but it felt like it was the spark because it didn’t seem to be catching anything at all.

So I tore it apart to get the spark plug off which wasn’t too fun. I couldn’t clean it properly so I have no doubt some residue fell into the engine. Hopefully it found its way out. But that seemed to fix it so I mounted Donkey and shot off.

I drove to San Jorge to take the ferry to Ometepe(technically Moyogalpa is where it drops you off). It cost me 20 córdobas($.55) for foreigner tax, 25($.70) for moto tax, and only 200 córdobas($5.50) to take the ferry across. Surprisingly incredibly cheap. I think it costs much more to take a car.

I got to “life is good” hostel and checked in. Interesting place run by a Slovakian couple with really good food. I walked in and the owner was speaking Hebrew with me. I though it was just awful Spanish but eventually we figured out that he just thought I was Israeli because he gets a lot of Israelis and I guess I look like one. So we switched to English.

I went downtown Moyogalpa to get money from the ATM as that is the only place on the island to get money out. I also got something to eat. Delicious shrimp garlic.

I walked by a place selling tours and they said that a guide for the Concepción hike was $20 per day for just me. I’m sure they are dying for tourists right now. It would be $15 if it was more than 1 person.

I went back to the hostel but couldn’t find anyone else interested in doing the hike with me so I decided I would probably just go at it alone.

There were some nice people at the hostel. Some German girls and guys and a Danish girl. We played some monopoly deal while Rikki the Danish girl endlessly scraped a old, dry coconut with an old bendy hostel spoon.

Tomorrow I’ll wake up early AM to hike Volcan Incepcion!