Tipal Chocolate Paradise in Ometepe and Cacao Ceremony – 20220930

Today I woke up at tiki bar and packed my things to go to Tipal Chocolate paradise, a very well-known hostel on the island. My plan was to do yoga there and maybe stay the night before going to San Juan del sur.

They said they were fully booked which surprised me. So I grabbed breakfast and hung out with the group that I got pizza with the night before. We talked for a bit and met a nice group of French people

They then told me they had space at the hostel. Apparently people canceled so I booked it, moved my bags in, and then went to Ojo del Agua with the group. We stopped at a comedor which had a great view of the lake and fed a puppy a shit load of fish. Until his belly was bulging. I’ve never seen a puppy eat so voraciously in my life. We also fed the monkeys some cookies on the way.

Ojo del agua was just okay. Just a pretty cool natural pool that has a rope swing. A nice place to drink a few beers in the heat of the day.

Then we went back to the hostel where I convinced Maria to do the cacao ceremony with me. I still don’t really know how I feel about it. It went pretty much how I thought it would. We meditated a little, listened to the main lady talk a bit and then drank the cacao which was just really strong hot chocolate. So strong that it tasted a bit spicy.

Then they played some loud music and everyone danced around the space. I felt pretty weird about it. It’s supposedly no judgment but everyone is just watching each other. I tried to just enjoy it and get something out of it, but I really didn’t. I definitely felt nothing from the Cacao. Do these hippies have some internal sense that I just don’t have or are they all full of it?

The yoga earlier in the day meanwhile was quite amazing. I felt so awesome and relaxed afterwards.

Then we hung out with the French some more, drank some flor del caña until we were tipsy and we all went to sleep.

Kayaking Ometepe Lagoon and hiking Cascada San Ramon – 20220928

Woke up at tiki bar, and in the morning I went to meet up with Rikki and Johan for kayaking. We kayaked for hours around the lagoon, which was quite a nice spot. Careful if you do it though as there are enormous wasps that build their nests on branches that hang right down above the water. We kayaked right next to countless of them and only noticing them at the last second.

We got back and I headed out on my own to hike Cascada San Ramon. They make you park at the ticket office now as the road is absolutely shit on the way up. So it’s a 1.5 hour hike up and 1.5 down. The views at the waterfall were spectacular. This was after I thought I had gotten to the end and I was talking to other hikers like what the hell… This is it??

I then drove the rest of the loop around the east volcano and went back to my room for a brief moment before going to chocolate paradise to meet up with my friends again for pizzaaaa.

Ferrry to Ometepe – 20220926

Woke up at Jordan and Carolina’s place and they had already left when I got up. Being with them gave me a lot of perspective of what it would be like living in Nicaragua as a foreigner. And to be honest it was a little depressing to me. I love the idea of settling down somewhere and just living off the land, but they had no money saved up and it permeated through everything. I just felt this tension of any little expense having the potential of putting them over the edge. I would want to have enough saved up to never have to think about it again before settling down in a foreign place.

I went to start the bike after packing and Donkey just wouldn’t start. I was thinking it was too much fuel but it felt like it was the spark because it didn’t seem to be catching anything at all.

So I tore it apart to get the spark plug off which wasn’t too fun. I couldn’t clean it properly so I have no doubt some residue fell into the engine. Hopefully it found its way out. But that seemed to fix it so I mounted Donkey and shot off.

I drove to San Jorge to take the ferry to Ometepe(technically Moyogalpa is where it drops you off). It cost me 20 córdobas($.55) for foreigner tax, 25($.70) for moto tax, and only 200 córdobas($5.50) to take the ferry across. Surprisingly incredibly cheap. I think it costs much more to take a car.

I got to “life is good” hostel and checked in. Interesting place run by a Slovakian couple with really good food. I walked in and the owner was speaking Hebrew with me. I though it was just awful Spanish but eventually we figured out that he just thought I was Israeli because he gets a lot of Israelis and I guess I look like one. So we switched to English.

I went downtown Moyogalpa to get money from the ATM as that is the only place on the island to get money out. I also got something to eat. Delicious shrimp garlic.

I walked by a place selling tours and they said that a guide for the Concepción hike was $20 per day for just me. I’m sure they are dying for tourists right now. It would be $15 if it was more than 1 person.

I went back to the hostel but couldn’t find anyone else interested in doing the hike with me so I decided I would probably just go at it alone.

There were some nice people at the hostel. Some German girls and guys and a Danish girl. We played some monopoly deal while Rikki the Danish girl endlessly scraped a old, dry coconut with an old bendy hostel spoon.

Tomorrow I’ll wake up early AM to hike Volcan Incepcion!