Night in Miraflor Homestay – 20220805

I woke up in Esteli, got coffee and some cash and packed up the moto. I was planning to head to a place in the mountains of Miraflor that I had found on iOverlander. It sounded pretty interesting and a perfect spot to check out some more of the nature of the area.

Ready to ride

The ride was gorgeous but as usual the roads became awful. I tried to go the way that google recommended only to turn back because it was too muddy. The area is clearly a “cloud forest” type place and you can see long beards hanging off of all the trees which are subsistent on the incredibly humid air. It gives it a nice “old creepy forest” vibe.

On the way my gasoline line popped off for some reason and I was unaware until the engine shut down. I felt the ever slightest shutter of the engine prior and knew something was up but chose to ignore it. When it shut down and I stopped and got the rich scent of gas in my nostrils and when I looked down at my boot it and the engine were soaked in gas. I jumped off and took a closer look. It looked like all that happened was the metal piece popped off and all I had to do was put it in. So I did and ran the engine a second and bam I continued on. The initial dread I felt at having to make a repair on the side of the road subsided into relief and then skepticism. It felt like it was too easy.

After trudging through and next to rivers of mud I finally made it to the homestay where the kid I had been messaging as through iOverlander was waving at me on the street. He said he could hear my moto from way off. I parked the bike in their house and the Mom Ana introduced herself to me and said her husband Carlos would be back soon. The 2 kids names were Carlos and Jose. Carlos is 20 and Jose is a couple years younger.

Don Carlos came back before long and him and his son immediately set off to try to help fix everything on my bike. Since the choke lever had just snapped off we tried to make a new one with some very minor success. I now have a washer superglued on there that can kind of turn the choke but also unscrews a bolt each time. Better than it was I guess.

I then sat down to eat with Don Carlos and he told me a little bit of his history. He is from El Salvador but fled from there to Nicaragua due to mafia related issues. He was a little vague about it but someone he knew had been killed and they were saying he was next so he left with his family. But he didn’t really like Nicaragua. He thinks the education in Nicaragua is awful and that all of his neighbors are communists and persecute you if you are not. There had been lots of issues in this area a few years ago but he told me that now it had mostly fizzled out. He says his neighbors don’t treat him the same as they are from El Salvador and they are not communists.

We then went on a hike around the area. Really gorgeous rainforest and he showed me all the places where people illegally came to cut trees down. He says the poor need to wait for permits while the rich take whatever they want. He needed to wait 3 months to wait to cut down a tree to build his house.

We then went back, ate dinner and I did some reading in the hammock. The house is very basic with a dirt floor, a toilet you have to pour water down to flush and a nice cold breeze as nothing is sealed. It’s nice to stay for 1 night but it would be rough to stay longer.

He then sat down with his kids and they were on a videocall with some preacher or something in Miami. It was pretty rough to listen to so I just tried to read through it. Then Carlos Jr came and talked to me for a bit and showed me his Encyclopedia. It seems he gets most of his education from reading it. He was really excited to ask me about the countries I had traveled to and showed me each of them in his encyclopedia as I talked about them and he would read me a couple of facts about each one as I talked about them. It was really cool to see him light up, clearly there is a traveler and adventurer inside him.

As is often the case in these tiny places everyone more or less went to bed when it got dark and I’m now going to go to sleep myself at a whopping 830pm. There’s nothing better than good sleep.

Desayunos with Illegal Immigrants, Ride Towards Tegucigalpa, the Capital of Honduras – 20220730

I woke up at Hotel La Esparanza and went to breakfast across the street at the recommended comedor. I ordered one desayunos tipico and sat at a table after saying buen provecho to everyone in the comedor as per Latino procedure and custom. Everyone immediately forgave me for being a gringo.

I sat and started going through my Spanish flashcards when I saw some people I recognized from the hotel walk in and sit at the table next to me. A young girl and a guy. I asked them where they were from assuming they were headed to the US like the woman I had talked to the night before and they said they were from Venezuela as well.

They repeated to me same story as the girl from the night before told me. That Venezuela is awful right now and the journey was tough and asking me how much people make per hour in the US. We chatted a little bit and then I got up and paid for myself and them. It cost me a whopping $4 for their entire bill but I knew how much a small act like that can raise the morale of a weary traveler.

I then packed my things and drove off to Tegucigalpa, the capital. I’m mostly just stalling as I’m not supposed to enter Nicaragua before the 1st due to some weird-*ss paperwork thing that you need to fill out at least a week prior to entry.

It was a pretty drive of deciduous trees and got a little chilly for the first time in a long while. I’m renting an Airbnb for about $30 per night and tomorrow I hope to clean the bike, get some oil for the filter, and explore just a little bit.

Ride from San Esteban to Catacamas, Camp Raided by Ninos – 20220728

I woke up at the hotel in San Esteban(Middle of nowhere Honduras) and started driving towards Catacamas. My plan was to stay with a family member of a friend there in Catacamas.

There was a little bit of rain on the way, but I’m pretty used to it now. I just let myself soak through and it’s warm enough here that I don’t freeze.

I arrived in Telica and was waiting on my friend to get back to me about staying with their family member, but it didn’t work out. So I started driving aimlessly to Catacamas and once I arrived I went to a hotel but it was way too expensive so I continued the aimless drive to Dulce Nombre de Culmi. On the way I saw some gorgeous ranch houses and I started getting the idea that I should just stop at one and ask to camp in their yard. I pulled over once but got some bad vibes and angry stares so I kept riding.

Eventually I stopped at a restaurant outside of town that had a lot of open green space. I ate a calzone and asked the waiter if there were any areas around here I could camp. He said he’d ask the owner if I could camp there. Super nice guy. The owner said yes and I started to set up the campsite as the sun went down.

Within a minute 5 kids had swarmed me and were asking me all kinds of questions. It was a little hard to understand them but they were super excited about everything. Asking me how much everything costs and how I would keep away from the mosquitos. They set up my entire tent and loved doing it.

I grabbed a whiskey at the bar until the lights got turned off around 8pm and I headed to the tent.

I’m thinking this little act of kindness of them letting me use the yard to camp will lead to me making much more bold requests as such in the future. I really would like to camp about once every 3 nights or so. To save some money and to mix it up a little bit. I would love to ask random people if I could camp in their yard. What better way to really meet locals.

I really like Honduras. Everything feels much more put together than Guatemala. The roads are in better shape, the farms are nicer, places are cleaner. But it feels like they’ve embraced capitalism way more than Guatemala. So maybe it’s a double edged sword. But it just feels much less impoverished. Even though the GPD per capita is lower in Honduras, it feels like more of the money ends up with the people.