Run-in with the Mafia? Ride from San Cristobal de Las Casas to Palenque – 20220627

My last morning in San Cristobal de las Casas I woke up early to climb the steps to the Cathedral. The sunrise was a little less than spectacular as it rises behind the mountains but it was a nice walk. I headed back to the hostel, had breakfast, and had some coffee before I packed my things to leave. As I was packing up the other hostel-goers started telling me I was going to get robbed out on the road I wanted to take. They were showing me some app that clearly said not to go the way I wanted to go. I didn’t believe them and didn’t really want to hear about it so I just jumped on Donkey and went for it.

Off to Palenque!

What an adventure. My plan was to get all the way to Palenque which was about 6 hours driving the way I wanted to go. About 2 hours in I started seeing swarms of people walking in the road and I knew something was up. I saw a blockade of cars up ahead and they all told me to turn around. One guy said they would shoot me, as he pointed his fake gun at me and said, “pow, pow.”

Riding views

I continued forward to find two big trees that had been cut to block the road and one little piece of the first one was cut out where people could walk under. I walked up to it to see if the bike would fit and figured if I just took the mirrors off it would. So I took them off and more people walked by and stared sadly at me as they told me not to go. I was just about to submit to my feelings of terror and turn back when the sweetest old guy hopped up to me and offered to help me pull the bike under the tree. I asked him what to expect ahead and he said, “oh no problem, they will just ask you for 50 pesos of maybe 100 because you are gringo.”

The happy old guy started pulling my bike for me, so I got at the rear and pushed. Once under the first tree he pointed to the way I should go to get around the next tree. He then said he had to get going because he was going for medicine for his wife in San Cristobal. He hopped away. The happiness I felt from his smile and warmth immediately faded at the dread of the uncertainty of what awaited me.

The video is awful because I was feeling incredibly terrified at the time

I started Donkey, drove the 2nd tree and continued forward until I saw more big rocks in the road blocking the way. I drove around the rocks and noted the burn marks all over the pavement.

Then I approached a little bamboo hut and as they heard the thump thump of Donkey some boys with guns crawled out and surrounded me. They looked mildly surprised and entertained as they said, “50 pesos.” I had hidden money in 6 different pockets of cash in different amounts so that whatever they charged I could pull it out in exact change because I knew there would be no change exchanged. They they waved me on and saluted me. The entire area was burnt with ash and had glass all over as if they broke or burned someone’s car there the night before. Man I wish I had filmed it.

As I pushed the throttle and Donkey responded my heart started to beat normally again.

I continued on and ran into some amber stores and bought some amber. Pretty cheap and some really cool pieces. A lot of pieces with bugs inside. The amber guy told me the way ahead was open and when I saw some big trucks I was relieved. I asked him what the hell was up with the roadblock and asked if it was mafia. He just whispered, “something like that,” as he shook his head and told me the way ahead was clear as far as he knew. I really didn’t want to deal with any more roadblocks.

Some amazing and cheap amber earrings. I ended up buying about 7 things including one stone with a bug in it for about $40 total.

After more rough hours of riding I finally arrived at Palenque. Immediately Palenque felt like an incredibly humid amazon town, the complete opposite of San Crisobal de las Casas. For the first time on the trip it just started to pour. Buckets and buckets fell from the sky. I felt myself get soaked to the bone.

Entering Palenque
My cabin in Palenque. Costs $12 per night.

Tomorrow I plan on driving around and exploring some local waterfalls.

Watching Chicken Sacrifices in a Catholic Church in Chamula – 20220626

My plan for my last day in San Cristobal de Las Casas was to go to a meditation thing recommended by my tour guide Ana(I think in like a sweat lodge). But Ana called us and said it was canceled due to the rain.

So instead I went to Chamula with a couple people from the hostel. And thank God we did, it was an experience unlike any I’ve ever had before. We rode in the colectivo for 20 pesos and it took about 30 minutes to get there from San Cristobal. We sat next to some nice Mexicans and I kept offering my bag of chicharrón to them and they thought it was hilarious, but although they didn’t actually seem to want it, they refused to say no.

Colectivo lyfe

Once we got off the colectivo we went down the main strip which was a sprawling market where you could buy anything from tacos, to fruits, to the black skirts they all wear made out of some type of black sheep. The market street led us to the main church there which was originally a catholic church, but now is very much dedicated to pagan rituals. Apparently the Spanish allowed the rituals in order to keep the peace in the area.

Iglesia San Juan Batista AKA creepy ass catholic church.

We payed 60 pesos to get in and as soon as we entered the church I felt an awful and strange vibe. The ground was covered in huge pine needles, The sides of the churches were covered in bloody, terrifying Jesus’s and saints, and there had to be 10,000 lit candles littering the floor and sides. There were also 2 kids playing instruments. One hitting a drum and one playing an accordion. I swear they were playing the song from the red wedding in Game of Thrones and it gave the entire church the creepiest vibe.

There were people spread around the church drinking alternatingly pox(their alcohol) and coca cola. They believe that when they burp after drinking the coca cola that that is the evil spirits leaving their body.

So many candles

We walked up to the main alter area and saw this lady rubbing a chicken all over this man who was kneeling down. Then she pressed it to the ground and snapped its poor little chicken neck. It was pretty wild. She held it there while it did some of its last movements. I breathed in thick clouds of incense as I stared in shock at the dead ass chicken on the catholic alter still twitching occasionally.

I’ve never seen anything like it before.

We then went walking around a little bit, found some tacos and headed back to San Cristobal by colectivo. We stopped at a wine bar where we ordered a wine and got sleepy and I headed to bed. My plan was to wake up super early the next morning to climb the cathedral steps for the sunrise and then leave for the thick jungles of Palenque.

Ride from Tuxla to San Cristobal de Las Casas and First Steps Around San Cristobal de Las Casas – 20220626

I had my last moments being a fancy boy in a fancy hotel, took a mirror selfie to show off the fanny pack and jumped on donkey to ride for San Cristobal de Las Casas.

Rocking the Fanny Pack

Donkey is still a little wonky from the kid hitting me, and I should get it checked out, but I probz won’t for a while anyways.. It was only about an hour and a half ride but it was crazy foggy for much of it and the whole way I was climbing and there was a lot of construction.

Foggy Ride

San Cristobal is actually pretty high altitude, around 7000 feet, pretty much as high as my comfort level goes, but I think since I was just in Cusco for a while my body will be semi-acclimated.

My first impression of San Cristobal is that it is an incredibly nice old city built now for tourists. But it seems that almost all the tourists are Mexican. The vendors are a little aggressive, constantly bothering me while I’m sitting trying to eat.

Met another motorcyclist who introduced himself as “Crow”

The locals walk around with gold teeth and there’s tons of places selling sweets of all kinds. I wonder if there’s any connection(I found out later the average person in Chiapas drinks 2.1 liters of coca cola per day.)

Is there anything better than churros?

All during the ride I saw a little girls carrying a huge load of logs right up a steep hills with a straps that go around their foreheads.

The hostel I’m staying at only cost $15 for a private room and it’s super nice. It’s called Posada de Abuelita and the front desk lady Nilly was super nice and showed me the amazing amount of public spaces throughout the hostel. It’s places like this that make me analyze places for future ideas if I ever get a house or open my own hostel or hotel.

I had nothing to do for the night so I found a free walking tour on guru where I met some pretty cool other travelers and had a cool guide named Ana.

On the tour we tried the local alcohol called Pox. It’s made of fermented corn and sugarcane and it’s actually really good.

After the tour we headed to a bar to see a little bit of live music. We got to see this guy absolutely shred this fiddle. I’ve never seen anyone so good who seemed to enjoy himself so much. He was hopping around the stage like a happy leprechaun the whole set.

Happy fiddler